Father’s Day at Friedman’s

There’s no question Dads love Friedman’s. Even if he’s not a DIYer, there’s always something at Friedman’s he’ll be thrilled to open up this Father’s Day.

Dad Jokes

In honor of Dad and his famous (or perhaps infamous) jokes, Friedman’s would like to share our favorite Dad jokes – guaranteed to make your roll your eyes.

  • If the early bird gets the worm,
    I’ll sleep in until there are pancakes.

  • I had to sell my shop vac.
    All it was doing was gathering dust.

  • Wanna hear a joke about construction?
    I’m still workin’ on it!

  • What did the plumber say to the singer?
    Nice pipes.

  • Did you hear the one about the roof?
    Never mind, it’s over your head.

  • Despite all these modern tools…
    We still think the shovel is the most ground breaking.

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